She says, "Do you have any rubbers?" I say, I thought she was barren. "Sure, I'm sterile, " she says, "but I've had unprotected sex with a million guys. I could have some terrible fatal disease." I say that would only be a problem if I wanted to live a lot longer. Fertility says, " That's how I feel about my giant credit card debt." So we have sex. If you could call it that. Chuck Palahniuk
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Last week, I went to the grocery store and was looking for some canned goods. I had a number of items in mind, but when I got to the canned goods aisle, something caught my eye. It was a can of baby food. It looked wonderful and it looked like it was made from real food.

The best part though, was that it said on the can: “Warning: Do not mix with other baby foods or medications”. That’s right, this particular canned good did not contain any other ingredients whatsoever, other than the baby food itself. I thought about getting this baby food but decided against purchasing it because it seemed to be too dangerous to put in my potential children’s meals.

Source: Survivor

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